Guardian of the galaxy

That though we may come from different countries and speak in different tongues, our hearts beat as one.

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

—    Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

(via stardustcookies)


Lucy Liu as Aragorn Arawend, daughter of Arathorn—healer, warrior, Ranger of the North, Isildur’s heir, and High Queen of Gondor and Arnor. After leading the army of the West in the final defeat of Sauron’s forces, she was crowned Queen Elessar, also called Envinyatallë, the renewer. First in the line of Telcontillë, her reign was marked by great harmony and prosperity within the reunited kingdom, and renewed cooperation between the races. She died at the age of 210, after a reign of 120 years.

(part of the series YOU LOOK UPON A WOMAN, a project which reimagines Lord of the Rings with a cast of women of color)

(via edgarheadgear)


I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via stardustcookies)